Healthcare Reform: Forces of Darkness on the Move

Comrades,

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

WHY HAVE YOU CHOSEN TO DESTROY LIBERTY?!

I am not having much time to write; the IRS healthcare enforcement agents, healthcare death panel squads, ACORN, and your President Obama’s Brownshirts are even now combing the city, rounding up any and all malcontents and Republicans for internment in the FEMA concentration camps!

Why, comrade Americans, have you chosen to jettison your Jeffersonian democracy in favor of Trostkyite-Stalinst-Leninist Nazi-Communism in one felled swoop?!

It is being an unconstitutional travesty of Biblical proportions! Even as your Kenyan Islamofascist-Bolshevik president was signing the Health Care Reform bill into law, his army of youth volunteers was descending into REAL America, pushing old women down stairs, kicking puppies, and taking candy from babies!

However, much fortuitously, there are being many who are not standing by idly at this massive government takeover of healthcare!

As an asiding, I am being confused: how can it be a government takeover of healthcare if the government is handing over billions of dollars to private healthcare insurance companies, has no role in directing doctors in the care of patients, and can do little more than fine people who forego insurance coverage? I am not sure, but that is undoubtedly because I am not being so smart as Rush Limbaugh:

But being best of all, there are true patriots of American democracy fighting the good fight:

Comrades, I am being so proud I am crying tears of patriotic joy as I am typing!

Never be forgetting: it is not that Democrats and Republicans have opposing viewpoints, and thus disagreements on policy; it is that ALL Democrats are stupid, conniving, unpatriotic, treasonous, Marxist-loving, Hitler-worshiping anarchists!

I am hearing the death panel squad outside, so I must be on the move again!

-Dasvedanya!